This user "Springbird" prefers to use the enhanced profile.
MY USER PAGE ( don't edit unless you're fixing a spelling mistake )
You are about to enter the most boring user page in the universe, stop wasting your time, because the speech will start in 1 year, 5 months, and 3 seconds. Sorry, it's 4 months, 3 days and 3 hours. Go and don't waste your time because I have nothing to say.
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