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The story part 5: Tonight is a good night[]

Later at almost dusk: The player: This was a good day! Gen: It sure was! It was the most awesomest day ever! Tomorow could be better! The player: I hope it is. Do you know what we could do tonight? Gen: What? Hangout? The player: You are correct! I hope this would be the best night ever. Narrator: They where on a date that night! Meanwhile in jail, Host: I don't know why the recorder didn't stop the camera! When I get out of jail, I am going to fire you. Recorder: How? Host: I will put you pants on fire and kick you out of my tower from a high hight so you die. Recorder: Who will record if you fire me? Host: I could ask the mayor if he could give me one of his robots. Hey police! Police: WHAT? Host: Can I call the mayor? Police: Why? Host: I just need to ask him something. Police: Ok. Mayor: Hello? Host: Hi, This is the host of MineNews. Can I have one of your robots? Mayor: NO FOOL! YOU ARE ALREADY IN JAIL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WOULD USE THE ROBOT TO ESCAPE! Host: No I wou... *Phone hanged up sound* Host: Darn it!

The story part 6: Mayor meeting[]

The next day, The player: Hi mayor! Mayor: Who are you? The player: I am the player. Mayor: It is nice to meet you! Here is $50! Thank you so much! Mayor: I give that much money to new people in my town! Come back next week for more money! The player: Ok!

The story part 7: Prison life 2[]

Recorder: Is this the life? Host: NO! This is so boring! It is like all prison cells! There are so many boring stuff in the cells! Recorder: People escape a prison cell by using a shovel. Host: We can't find one here! Are you watching TV a lot? Recorder: I am. Host: It is not like a Gold Shovel will hit my head! *Gold Shovel hits Host on his head* Host: Ow! Recorder: It did happen! Host: I am getting a idea! Recorder: What is it this time? Host: At midnight, We can dig a tunnel through here and escape! Police: You won't be doing that. Host: We aren't doing that! We are playing a game. That means we won't really do it! Police: Wow! Now that you said that, I can sleep at 9:00 PM MCT! I am going to tell the other polices that! Recorder: Nice work! NOW LET'S HIDE THE GOLD SHOVEL!

The story part 8: A Family plan[]

Gen: This is a day that is so good! The player: The other days are also good! Gen: Player. The player: What Gen? Gen: I was thinking that... We can be family. Do you want to? The player: Sure! Gen: We can do that tomorrow! We aren't ready yet. That is why.

The story part 9: The prison escape[]

At midnight, Host: I am now digging a tunnel! Recorder: I will do it! Host: Ok, If you fail, I will really fire you. *Recorder digs very fast* Recorder: Come! Host: Nice! Now I won't fire you! You have some good skills! I could even use you as a tool! Recorder: If you do, Don't injure me. Host: I will try not to. Recorder: DON'T TRY! DO IT! Host: Now you are acting like me. Recorder: I didn't know that! I should change my behavior. Host: That happens to everyone. Everyone has emotions. Nobody has a emotion that another person doesn't have! Everyone always has a emotion. Recorder: So your saying, Right now you and me have a emotion? Host: Yes, I am. NOW LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE A POLICE SEES US!

The story part 10: MineNews is a evil one[]

  • Doors open* Host: I'm back! Worker: I thought you where in jail. Recorder: The host got hit on his head by a Gold Shovel! *Workers Laugh* Host: SILENCE! Workers: Sorry! HEY! STOP SAYING WHAT I AM SAYING AT THE SAME TIME I AM SAYING IT! I SAID STOP! WHO IS DOING THIS ANYWAY? Worker: I think Dinkeberg is! Workers: DINKLEBERG! YOUR DOING IT AGAIN! Host: I have a new plan! Since I was put in jail and I am low on money, I want to take over the world! Nobody tell anyone else! I don't want to be arrested again! Workers: Ok! YOUR DOING IT AGAIN! STOP AND DON'T DO IT AGAIN! Recorder: It is 6:00 AM MCT! Should I start MineNews now? Host: NO! I don't want anyone to know that I escaped from jail! Workers: The police will know! I SAID STOP NOOB! Host: I put in robots there! The police will never know I escaped now! Meanwhile at the jail, Police: How are you doing today? Robot Host: I am having so much fun here! I am glad I came here! Police: Nobody ever likes being in prison. There is something strange about you know! Well, Who cares! I don't even know what is strange about you. If you where a robot, I would know you would be fake!

The story Part 11: A new Family[]

After The player and Gen got married, Gen: We are going to be a Family for as long as we live! The player: You are correct! Nothing bad can happen in this world now! Meanwhile at the MineNews Tower, Workers: We closed all of the shades! WILL YOU EVER STOP IT? Host: Good! I won't go back to prison ever again now! We have prepaired the Take over the world helicopters that every thinks it is a rescue helicopter! We are all ready to take over the world! Host: We will take over the world tomorrow! Recorder: Are we on air tomorrow to tell everyone to meet there end of the world? Host: Yes. Recorder: At what time? Host: 12:00 PM MCT. I am going to be the ruler of the world! *Door opens* Host: Oh no! Recorder: It is the E.V.I.L. club! They are helping us take over the world! Quada: My name is Quada. I am helping you. Here is the E.V.I.L. End of the world broadcaster! Recorder: I am going to use the E.V.I.L. Camera! Host: You have good ideas Recorder!

The story Part 12: E.V.I.L.[]

Quada: This is a picture of our truck! Host: Does everyone think it is a Agentcy car? Quada: Yes. That is how we take over the world. Host: You haven't taken over the world! Nobody has. But we will today! At Noon, We should be the ruler of the world! Nobody can stop us! Workers: Yahoo! IF YOU DO IT AGAIN 1 MORE TIME I AM GOING TO KICK YOU OUT OF THIS TOWER FROM A HIGH HIGHT! Host: You are crazy and funny that way. Workers: Nevermind then. STOP IT NOOB! Host: What will you do after we take over the world? Quada: Watch everyone scream and panic and get injured. Host: Nice idea! Meanwhile at jail, Police: On 3 I will spray water at you so you get cleaned! Robot Host: NO I HATE WATER! I AM ACTING LIKE A CAT! Police: 1, 2, 3. *Robot Host maulfunctions* Police: HOST AND RECORDER ESCAPED! I NEED TO GET THEM BACK IN JAIL BEFORE THEY TAKE OVER THE WORLD! *MineNews Doors open* Workers: Uh oh! BE QUIET TWERP! Host: Nice to see you Police! You are just in time to see the world taken over! Here is your prize! *Shoots big gum at Police* Police: NOOO! Recorder: We are on air! Host: Welcome to MineNews! I have escaped jail. Now bow down to me as I take over the world! The player: Gen! Gen: What? The player: THIS IS A EMERGANCY! Gen: What is it? The player: I GOT TO SAVE THE WORLD BEFORE THE HOST OF MINENEWS TAKES OVER THE WORLD! Gen: We need to eat lunch first! The player: I DON'T HAVE TIME!

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