The Splash texts are the 210 randomly selected yellow lines of text with often humorous content on the title screen. The splashes are defined in a plain-text file within minecraft.jar (minecraft.jar/title/splashes.txt).
Complete list of splashes
- ...!
- 0% sugar!
- 100% pure!
- 12 herbs and spices!
- 12345 is a bad password!
- 150% hyperbole!
- 20 GOTO 10!
- 4815162342 lines of code!
- 9.95 euro!
- 90% bug free!
- A skeleton popped out!
- Absolutely dragon free!
- Absolutely no memes!
- Age of Wonders is better!
- All inclusive!
- All is full of love!
- Alpha version!
- As seen on TV!
- Ask your doctor!
- Autonomous!
- Awesome community!
- Awesome!
- Bees, bees, bees, bees!
- Best in class!
- Better than Prey!
- Bring it on!
- Bring me Ray Cokes!
- Bringing home the bacon!
- BTAF used to be good!
- Buckets of lava!
- Call your mother!
- Ceci n'est pas une title screen!
- Check it out!
- Classy!
- Closed source!
- Cloud computing!
- Cogito ergo sum!
- Collaborate and listen!
- Coming soon!
- Complex cellular automata!
- Consummate V's!
- Cooler than Spock!
- Cow Tools!
- Create!
- Do not distribute!
- Don't look directly at the bugs!
- Double buffered!
- Down with O.P.P.!
- DRR! DRR! DRR!
- Dungeon!
- Engage!
- Enhanced!
- Eple (original edit)!
- Euclidian!
- Excitement!
- Exclusive!
- Exploding creepers!
- Falling off cliffs!
- Fan fiction!
- Fantasy!
- Fat free!
- Finally with ladders!
- Finger-licking!
- Flashing letters!
- Flaxkikare!
- Freaky!
- Free dental!
- Full of stars!
- Gargamel plays it!
- Gasp!
- Give us Gordon!
- Google anlyticsed!
- GOTY!
- Guaranteed!
- Haha, LOL!
- Half price!
- Hampsterdance!
- Han shot first!
- Hard to label!
- Haunted!
- Heaps of hits on YouTube!
- Herregud!
- Holy cow, man!
- Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
- Hotter than the sun!
- I miss ADOM!
- idspispopd!
- Indev!
- Indie!
- Ingots!
- Inspirational!
- Internet enabled!
- It's a game!
- Jag känner en bot!
- Jason! Jason! Jason!
- Kaaneeeedaaaa!
- Keyboard compatible!
- Kick it root down!
- Kiss the sky!
- l33t!
- Larger than Earth!
- Legal in Finland!
- Let's danec!
- Lewd with two dudes with food!
- Limited edition!
- Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
- Livestreamed!
- Loved by millions!
- Macroscopic!
- Made by Notch!
- Made in Sweden!
- MAP11 has two names!
- Matt Damon!
- May contain nuts!
- Menger sponge!
- Minecraft!
- Minors welcome!
- Monster infighting!
- More polygons!
- More than 500 sold!
- Music by C418!
- Never dig down!
- Nice to meet you!
- Not linear!
- Not on steam!
- Notch <3 ez!
- Now in 3D!
- Now supports ���!
- Now with difficulty!
- NP is not in P!
- Octagonal!
- Oh man!
- Oh, ok, Pigmen!
- OICU812!
- Omnipotent!
- One of a kind!
- OpenGL 1.1!
- Peter Griffin!
- Phobos anomaly!
- Pixels!
- Play him off, keyboard cat!
- Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig
- Played by cowboys!
- Pneumatic!
- Polynomial!
- Pre-beta!
- Pretty!
- Punching wood!
- Random splash!
- Reference implementation!
- Regional resources!
- Representing Edsbyn!
- Reticulating splines!
- Ride the pig!
- Rita is the new top dog!
- Scary!'
- Scientific!
- Seecret Friday update!
- Sensational!
- Sexy!
- Singleplayer!
- Slow acting portals!'
- So fresh, so clean!
- Spiders everywhere!
- sqrt(-1) love you!
- Sublime!
- Superfragilisticexpialidocious!
- Survive!
- Switches and ores!
- SWM forever!
- Synecdoche!
- Take frequent breaks!
- Technically good!
- Teetsuuuuoooo!
- Tell your friends!
- Terrestrial!
- That's not a moon!
- The bee's knees!
- The sum of its parts!
- The Work of Notch!
- Thematic!
- This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
- Thousands of colors!
- Tip your waiter!
- Try it!
- Try the mushroom stew!
- Try the Nether!
- Ultimate edition!
- umop-apisdn!
- Undocumented!
- Une baguette!
- Uninflammable!
- Uses LWJGL!
- Verlet intregration!
- Very fun!
- Vote for net neutrality!
- Water proof!
- When it's finished!
- Whoa, dude!
- Woo, /v/!
- Woo, facepunch!
- Woo, minecraftforum!
- Woo, somethingawful!
- Woo, tigsource!
- Woo, worldofminecraft!
- Wow!
- Yaaay!
- Yes, sir!
- You've got a brand new key!
Special Splashes
Occasionally Notch adds splashes that are only visible on one day.
- "Happy birthday, ez!" On 9 November 2010 this was the only splash (ez being Notch's fiancee).
- Finally Beta! (This was the only splash text shown on Beta release date.)
- Merry X-mas! (This splash was shown on December 24, 2010.)
Splashes added in the Beta version
- Woo, reddit!
- Now supports åäö!
- Twittered about!
- Jump up, jump up, and get down!
- Joel is neat!
- A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
- Huge tracts of land!
- Welcome to your Doom!
- Stay a while, stay forever!
- Stay a while and listen!
- Treatment for your rash!
- "Noun" is an autonym!
- Information wants to be free!
- "Almost never" is an interesting concept!
Note that the splash "Pre-Beta!" still exists in the file, despite the game no longer being pre-Beta.