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Not all of it is fact and is mostly a complete joke.

He's so awesome! Me love him long time!!!

The entire Minecraft Community on Notch

The more you look at Notch's eyes, the more it looks like he has an evil plan.

Innocent bystander on Notch

Fans call him Notch, press call him Markus.

Some random Twitter user on Notch

I guess Notch should also be called a ‘much more powerful beast’.

Blog Reply on Notch

He is the one who made Minecraft. He is the god of all Minecrafters.

Real name Markus Alexej Persson, he started development on Minecraft around the 10th of May 2009, and runs his own company named Mojang Specifications.

Facts about Notch

  • Notch lives just outside of Stockholm, Sweden.
  • Notch is 31 years young.
  • Notch enjoys working on Minecraft.
  • Notch is engaged to his fiancé, Elin aka "ez".
  • Notch is SCUBA certified.
  • Notch likes Weebl's Stuff.
  • Notch previously worked on Flash games for King.com.
  • Notch has a weird front tooth.
  • Notch's beard is not fluffy as of the 15th of December, 2010.
  • Notch likes kebabs and long walks.
  • Notch is a member of the Swedish Mensa.
  • Notch drops a red apple upon his death.
  • Notch has an awesome cape.
  • Notch is a god in Minecraft.
  • Notch expects the Spanish Inquisition.
  • Notch OWNS the Spanish Inquisition.
  • Notch can duck in midair.
  • Notch can jump eight blocks high.
  • Notch has 32767 health.
  • Notch uses Pigmen as his slaves, who help him with coding, along with his employees.
  • Notch invented cobblestone.
  • Notch's last name, Persson, is pronounced "pair-son", or "pear-son", as he explains in his twitter replies.
  • Notch is the one who releases the Creepers into nature at night.
  • Notch owns a pet Ghast.
  • Notch can put a saddle on a Ghast and ride it.
  • Notch has the power to create a planet eight times the size of the Earth.
  • Notch has a secret inside joke: Notch Yo Cheese.
  • Notch owns a Porsche in Minecraft.
  • Notch can type in his sleep.
  • Notch wrote 4815162342 lines of code to make minecraft.
  • Notch's favorite food is grilled slime ball on a toast.
  • Notch's castle is made of solid bedrock and covers 2.5 square lightyears.
  • Notch was born awesome according to current knowledge of physics.
  • Notch is a sexy programming deity.
  • Notch is able to divide by zero.
  • Notch likes salmon.
  • Notch celebrates the ho-ho-holidays.
  • Notch has no scalp under his hat. There is only another hat.

The species "Notch"

A Notch is currently the only known Minecraft programmer. A hybrid of awesome people, beard growers, and gamers who programmed the wide expanses of Infdev from the late twentieth to the early twenty-first century, these Minermen used their famed keyboards to travel as far east as Java and the Flash in king.com, and as far west as C++, Lua, and HTML. This period of Notch expansion – known as the "Notch Age" – forms a major part of the modern history of Minecraftia, Imageboardia, Indiea and the rest of the Internet in general.

The Akinator will guess Notch (Minecraft) if supplied the correct information.

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Notch Time

Notch Time Actual Time Event
Every Friday On Fridays when I'm here and not too busy, not too tired, not playing Civ 5, not busy signing papers, not talking to lawyers, not working on a big seasonal update, not busy admiring saunas and not after I've been to the dentist. Friday updates
The next Seecret Friday update (10th September 2010) Never (as seen on http://twitter.com/#!/notch/statuses/27871748827) Herobrine addition
I'm going to a conference Doesn't turn up Summer 2010
  • Right after adding a crafting system (As appeared on the check list of 29th December 2009)
  • "Not on this week!" (said on 17th February 2010)
  • "Once infinite (maps) is done" (said on 8th September 2010)
  • "Next week!" (said on 13th April 2010)
  • Will start working on it right now (as appeared on the schedule of 21st April 2010)
  • "...After 2 or 3 singleplayer updates..." (said in May, 2010 )
  • "Next week!" (said on 30th June 2010)
  • "Will start working on it next week!" (said on 4th July 2010)
22nd July, 2010 Survival Multiplayer
Friday (17th September 2010) Saturday evening (18th September 2010) Seecret Friday update 10, furnace fix, and volume sliders update
Planned to be fixed on Monday (20th September 2010) Fix released on Tuesday (21st September 2010) Huge forum/wiki/server explosion weekend (started 17th September 2010)
8th November 2010 10th November 2010 (After a delay from a charming birthday dinner with ez) Custom skin support
Coming next week, before Beta (11th December 2010) 20th December 2010 Server-side inventory
31st October 2010 (Halloween Update) TBA Torches and lanterns update
Summer 2011 TBA Notch's wedding to ez

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