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Les textes d'accueil sont 222 phrases aléatoires, souvent fantaisistes, affichées sur l'écran-titre de Minecraft. Ils prennent la forme d'une ligne de texte jaune, animée à côté du logo du jeu. Les textes d'accueil sont stockés en texte brut dans l'archive minecraft.jar (fichier /title/splashes.txt).

Il y a en réalité 223 textes, mais l'un d'entre eux, "Check it out!" ("Jetez-y un oeil !"), est présent deux fois.

Liste complète

No[N 1] Texte original Traduction Référence
191 ...! ...!
124 0% sugar! Sans sucre !
3 100% pure! 100% pur jus !
56 12 herbs and spices! 12 herbes et épices ! Recette secrète de KFC, qui contient 11 herbes et épices.
185 12345 is a bad password! 12345 est un mauvais mot de passe ! Spaceballs, un film de Mel Brooks.
125 150% hyperbole! Hyperbole à 150% ! Site web Hyperbole and a Half.
132 20 GOTO 10! 20 GOTO 10 ! Langage de programmation BASIC.

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# Splash text Explanation
137 4815162342 lines of code! 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 are The Numbers that appear all over the television series Lost.
54 90% bug free! As the game is still in development mode, it has some bugs.
138 A skeleton popped out! Refers to a pretty funny, rather than creepy, bit of creepypasta. Of course, Minecraft also features skeletons, though they do not tend to pop out.
14 Absolutely dragon free! Dragons are not in Minecraft, although Notch has hinted at them before. Also a possible reference to a quote from Wurm Online, wherein Notch states that "we will never add dragons." Dragons were eventually added, however.
58 Absolutely no memes! Minecraft is a popular source for internet memes, which often only grow greater because of statements like this.
80 Age of Wonders is better! Age of Wonders is a turn-based strategy game.
98 All inclusive! Everything the game has to offer is all included in the bought version.
107 All is full of love! "All Is Full of Love" is a song by Björk.
220 "Almost never" is an interesting concept! Possible reference to the mathematical concept of "almost surely" and its inverse.
212 A riddle, wrapped in a mystery! Winston Churchill once said something similar about Russia.
1 As seen on TV! A common marketing claim that is often lampooned.
60 Ask your doctor! Similar to "As seen on TV", said at some point in almost every pharmaceutical advertisement.
166 Autonomous! There are very few rules or restrictions in "Minecraft".
48 Awesome community! The Minecraft community has produced so much awesome stuff.
2 Awesome! Need I say more?
192 Bees, bees, bees, bees! A lyric from one of Weebl's works, "cup".
12 Best in class! A reference to awards given to car brands or manufacturers for producing high-quality vehicles.
5 Better than Prey! Prey is a first person shooter that was well-received by critics.
87 Bring it on! Egging on players to take on mobs at night.
145 Bring me Ray Cokes! Ray Cokes is an English television presenter popular in Europe.
66 Bringing home the bacon! May refer to Minecraft sales being Notch's source of income. Also, pigs are a very common source of food in Minecraft.
141 BTAF used to be good! Bob the Angry Flower is a comic strip that has been running since 1992.
117 Buckets of lava! A bucket may be filled with lava in Survival.
89 Call your mother! Why don't you give her a call?
69 Ceci n'est pas une title screen! "Ceci n'est pas une" is French for "This is not a"; the phrase refers to The Treachery of Images (La trahison des images), a painting by the Belgian René Magritte which depicts a pipe with the sentence "Ceci n'est pas une pipe." ("This is not a pipe.") written beneath it.
21 & 47 Check it out! This splash is listed in splashes.txt twice, first on line 21 and again on line 47.
43 Classy!
42 Closed source! Minecraft is currently closed-source proprietary software, meaning the source code has not been publicly released. However, Notch mentioned this could change "once sales start dying and a minimum time has passed", at which point he would "possibly release it all as public domain".
62 Cloud computing! Cloud computing.
136 Cogito ergo sum! "I think, therefore I am" in Latin. A quote from Descartes.
111 Collaborate and listen! Lyrics to "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice.
11 Coming soon! Minecraft is still in a developmental phase, and has not been "formally" released yet.
74 Complex cellular automata! Both Minecraft and a piece of Notch's earlier work feature cellular automata; Notch has stated that he is fascinated by them.
158 Consummate V's! Refers to an episode of Homestar Runner.
110 Cooler than Spock! Spock is a Star Trek character.
159 Cow Tools! Refers to a Far Side comic by Gary Larson. Also, Minecraft features cows.
36 Create! Minecraft is a sandbox game.
135 Do not distribute! Part of the Minecraft terms and conditions, referred to as "The one major rule" by Notch.
204 Don't look directly at the bugs! Minecraft is still in an incomplete Beta stage, with a number of known bugs.
160 Double buffered! Another Minecraft feature.
41 Down with O.P.P.! Line from the song "O.P.P." by Naughty by Nature.
169 DRR! DRR! DRR! Refers to the horror manga short story The Enigma of Amigara Fault, which among fans is a popular origin story for the Creeper.
38 Dungeon! Dungeons may be found in Survival.
167 Engage! Refers to the Star Trek saying "Engage!" by Jean-Luc Picard, referring to the warp drive.
53 Enhanced! Minecraft has been much advanced since its first public release.
200 Eple (original edit)! Title of a piece by Norwegian electronic music duo Rökysopp.
70 Euclidian! Minecraft mainly relies on one of the simplest forms of Euclidian geometry, the cube.
15 Excitement!
39 Exclusive! Minecraft is only for people who buy the game.
33 Exploding creepers! The beloved creature.
123 Falling off cliffs! Often happened accidentally before sneaking was implemented.
161 Fan fiction! Minecraft has fan fiction.
168 Fantasy! Minecraft is a work of fantasy.
57 Fat free! Often an advertising point on food, directed at people attempting to lose or keep from gaining weight.
206 Finally with ladders! Ladders are an item in Survival.
146 Finger-licking! "Finger-lickin' good" is a slogan of KFC.
9 Flashing letters! May be a reference to this bug.
162 Flaxkikare! A reference to Bobo, a children's comic created by Swedish cartoonist Lars Mortimer in which the title character had a magical spyglass called the Flaxkikare, which can be translated as "lucky spyglass".
93 Freaky! Some people find Minecraft scary.
59 Free dental!
108 Full of stars! Part of a quote ("My god, it's full of stars!") from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
152 Gargamel plays it! Gargamel is the enemy of the Smurfs.
190 Gasp! Frequently said when finding bright blue gemstones in stone.
182 Give us Gordon! A possible reference to Gordon Freeman, the protagonist of Half-Life, in which the military troops write "Give Us Gordon Freeman" in graffiti.
180 Google anlyticsed! A past-tense misspelling of Google Analytics, a service that provides statistics about visitors to a website.
68 GOTY! PC Gamer UK, among others, crowned Minecraft their game of the year 2010.
85 Guaranteed!
195 Haha, LOL! Might be what some players will say when playing on multiplayer.
196 Hampsterdance! Hampster Dance is one of the oldest internet memes.
115 Han shot first! A contentious scene in Stars Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.
64 Hard to label! May refer to Minecraft being a diverse game.
104 Haunted! Likely a reference to the Herobrine hoax.
18 Heaps of hits on YouTube! "Minecraft" is among the most popular topics on YouTube. Notch's channel is rarely updated, but has received more than 800 thousand views already.
73 Herregud! Swedish for "Oh My God!".
22 Holy cow, man! A common reaction to playing Minecraft
83 Hot tamale, hot hot tamale! This Weebl animated song.
164 Hotter than the sun! May refer to Minecraft becoming very popular very fast.
213 Huge tracts of land! A quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, describing the "assets" of a bride-to-be. Also refers to the large areas of terrain present in Minecraft.
142 I miss ADOM! Ancient Domains of Mystery is a very old, but popular and unique roguelike game, featuring a world made completely of ASCII characters for graphics, dungeons (random and infinite), and monsters, but also many (optional) storylines that help hold all the features together to stop it from becoming boring.
199 idspispopd! The NoClip command for Doom.
19 Indev! Indev was the second major version of Minecraft, after Classic.
67 Indie! Minecraft is an indie game.
219 Information wants to be free! Slogan observing that keeping information contained tends to be more difficult than allowing it to disseminate.
32 Ingots! Iron and Gold Ingots are obtainable in Survival.
72 Inspirational!
165 Internet enabled! Minecraft has online multiplayer.
23 It's a game! Just in case you weren't sure.
193 Jag känner en bot! "I know a bot" in Swedish. Refers to the first line of the song "Boten Anna" by the Swedish dance artist, Basshunter.
163 Jason! Jason! Jason! The main character of the game Heavy Rain yells "Jason!" repeatedly while looking for his son.
211 Joel is neat! May refer to Deadmau5, whose real name is Joel Zimmerman.
210 Jump up, jump up, and get down! "Jump Around" by House of Pain.
51 Kaaneeeedaaaa! Refers to the Japanese anime movie Akira.
30 Keyboard compatible! Minecraft is compatible with a keyboard, but does not need one to be played.
170 Kick it root down! Lyrics from the song "Root Down" by the Beastie Boys.
131 Kiss the sky! Impossible because there is a barrier stopping you from moving more than 128 blocks above bedrock; also a reference to the lyrics from "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix.
35 l33t! Leet.
119 Larger than Earth! The theoretical maximum size of the map in Minecraft is roughly eight times the total surface area of the Earth (technical restrictions mean that the actual maximum size is much smaller).
63 Legal in Finland! May be a reference the rumour that Donald Duck is illegal in Finland.
127 Let's danec! A reference to a typo Notch made while working on Wurm Online.
130 Lewd with two dudes with food! A line from "If You're Into It" by Flight of the Conchords.
8 Limited edition! May refer to Alpha and Beta, as they are both limited editions, and they will soon become a full game.
187 Lives in a pineapple under the sea! Part of the opening line of the theme song for the animated series SpongeBob SquarePants.
103 Livestreamed! There are quite a few livestreams of people playing Minecraft, with Notch making occasional appearances.
221 Lots of truthiness! May be a reference to Stephen Colbert's favorite word "truthiness".
91 Loved by millions! Over 1.5 million copies of Minecraft have been sold.
86 Macroscopic! Can either mean to be visible to the naked eye, or to be large and complex; Minecraft is both.
10 Made by Notch! Notch is the creater of Minecraft.
24 Made in Sweden! A parody of the very well-known phrase "Made in _" (China, Taiwan, Japan, Mexico, etc.), based on Notch living in Sweden.
188 MAP11 has two names! Doom II: Hell on Earth's MAP11.
156 Matt Damon! May refer to Team America: World Police, in which Matt Damon can only speak his name.
4 May contain nuts! A common food allergen warning.
198 Menger sponge! The Menger sponge is a fractal object that can be built in Minecraft.
27 Minecraft! Obviously!
61 Minors welcome! Minecraft is suitable for children due to its lack of overt violence or gore, and complete lack of profanity. It may also be a pun on the fact that much of Minecraft's gameplay revolves around mining.
90 Monster infighting! Aggressive mobs can attack one another.
6 More polygons! Most of today's video games, including Minecraft, are visually based on polygons.
16 More than 500 sold! Minecraft has sold over 1.5 million copies, so this is indeed true.
102 Music by C418! All of Minecraft's music was composed by C418.
112 Never dig down! Digging directly under you is not recommended, since there could be a long drop or lava below you.
116 Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you too!
114 Not linear! As Minecraft is a sandbox game, there is no actual storyline to follow; the game's appeal instead lies in emergent gameplay.
45 Not on steam! Minecraft is not sold via Steam, but only on the Minecraft website.
101 Notch <3 ez! ez is Notch's fiancee.
218 "Noun" is an autonym! An autonym can be a pseudonymous author's actual name, an automatically-assigned botanical scientific name, or the name for a group of people or their language in their language. Notch probably meant an autological word, which is a word which describes itself - the word "noun", in this case, is a noun.
71 Now in 3D! Minecraft has a 3D Anaglyph mode.
181 Now supports åäö! These characters are not part of the standard 26-character Latin alphabet, but are used in the Swedish alphabet (many Scandinavian languages use such extended versions of the Latin alphabet).
52 Now with difficulty! Difficulty may be set to Peaceful, Easy, Normal, or Hard.
100 NP is not in P! The P versus NP problem is widely considered the most important unsolved problem in computer science. Despite being unsolved, many computer scientists believe that NP is not in P.
150 Octagonal! May be a reference to this video or this thread.
46 Oh man! An exlamation often said when one hears a hissing sound behind one's back.
205 Oh, ok, Pigmen! Zombie Pigmen may be found in the Nether. A skin for regular Pigmen can be found in the .jar file, and they are planned for a future release.
144 OICU812! When read aloud, "oh, I see you ate one, too".
189 Omnipotent! The player can do nearly anything to the surrounding world.
17 One of a kind! Refers to Minecraft being a unique game.
77 OpenGL 1.1! Another technology used by Minecraft, though not the advertised version.
134 Peter Griffin! Head of the family from Family Guy.
121 Phobos anomaly! The final map of Doom's first episode.
49 Pixels! Minecraft is heavily influenced by pixel art.
84 Play him off, keyboard cat! Keyboard Cat is an internet meme wherein after someone makes an embarrassing mistake a cat is shown playing a keyboard.
208 Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig! This one was added during the yearly LRR Desert Bus charity drive.
76 Played by cowboys! Maybe be a reference to the Redstone Cowboys.
148 Pneumatic! Minecraft contains water and some water physics, though pneumatic devices themselves are not currently possible.
105 Polynomial! A term used in algerbra.
55 Pretty! The landscapes in Minecraft are often very visually appealing.
122 Punching wood! While not strictly necessary, it is nearly impossible to start a new game without collecting wood, which, lacking tools, must be done by punching it.
88 Random splash! It literally describes itself.
129 Reference implementation! May be a reference to this.
171 Regional resources! Minecraft has biomes which contain specific resources.
155 Representing Edsbyn! A city in Sweden.
26 Reticulating splines! Refers to a running gag during loading processes in many games of the SimSeries by Maxis.
118 Ride the pig! Using a saddle, you can! Also, it could be a reference to the Invader Zim episode "Attack of the Saucer Morons".
153 Rita is the new top dog! Refers to old Australian TV show, Prisoner.
207 Scary! Some people find Minecraft scary.
109 Scientific!
128 Seecret Friday update! Before Minecraft went Beta, updates were released weekly, every Friday. Notch called these updates "Seecret Friday updates".
82 Sensational!
7 Sexy!
29 Singleplayer! Minecraft does indeed have a Single Player mode.
202 Slow acting portals! Portals to the Nether take a few seconds to activate.
201 So fresh, so clean! "So Fresh, So Clean" is a song by Outkast.
20 Spiders everywhere! The creature, of course.
120 sqrt(-1) love you! Mathematical confession using imaginary numbers. sqrt(-1) is represented by the mathematical constant i, so this phrase literally means "i love you".
215 Stay a while, stay forever! A quote from Impossible Mission, a game for the Commodore 64. Refers to the addicting quality of Minecraft.
216 Stay a while and listen! A quote from Elder Deckard Cain from the Diablo series.
149 Sublime!
157 Superfragilisticexpialidocious! The famous song from Disney's Mary Poppins. Notch probably meant to have it say "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."
37 Survive! The only given objective in the game.
197 Switches and ores! Redstone is used to create switches, and many types of ore can be found. Also a reference to the meme "Bitches and Whores".
154 SWM forever! Possibly a reference to This swedish gaming community called Swedish Maffia.
126 Synecdoche! A synecdoche (Greek for "simultaneous understanding") is a figure of speech where an object or concept is represented by a part or subconcept.
113 Take frequent breaks! Often recommended when using a computer.
65 Technically good!
50 Teetsuuuuoooo! Refers to the Japanese anime movie Akira.
99 Tell your friends! Minecraft has reached its current popularity mainly by word of mouth.
106 Terrestrial! Minecraft is located entirely on Earth (or at least, an Earth-like planet).
34 That's not a moon! Famous (though not quite accurate) quote from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. The actual quote is, "That's no moon, it's a space station!".
40 The bee's knees! A slang phrase originating from the 1920's U.S.
222 The creeper is a spy! "The […] is a spy!" is a common phrase in Team Fortress 2 to warn other players of enemy spies, a class that is able to disguise as the enemy team and sneak behind their victim's back in order to kill them instantly with a backstab.
140 The sum of its parts! Reference to the living systems theory.
139 The Work of Notch! Notch created Minecraft, also a possible reference to The Word of Notch.
147 Thematic!
194 This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine! The splash text scales to fit, making this particular splash difficult to read at lower resolutions.
78 Thousands of colors! Alias for highcolor, which can represent up to 65,536 colors, on a Macintosh.
183 Tip your waiter! A phrase usually uttered by comedians at the end of their performances.
217 Treatment for your rash! Just apply and rub in, results will show in minutes!
79 Try it! You really should.
81 Try the mushroom stew! Minecraft contains Mushroom Stew.
203 Try the Nether! There is a region in Minecraft called The Nether.
209 Twittered about! Notch often tweets about Minecraft on his Twitter feed.
223 Turing complete! Turing completeness is a term used in computer science for machines and programming languages that are able to perform all operations of a Turing machine. The Redstone mechanism is one of them.
92 Ultimate edition! This could refer to splash texts showing up only on an paid account with the stand-alone client.(?)
143 umop-apisdn! The phrase "upside-down", upside-down.
31 Undocumented! There is no formal documentation from Notch about Minecraft.
151 Une baguette! Literally "a stick" in French, a baguette is a kind of bread.
96 Uninflammable! A joke on the fact that "inflammable" is often mistaken to mean "not flammable" due to the "in-" prefix.
25 Uses LWJGL! Minecraft uses LWJGL.
133 Verlet intregration! Verlet integration is a technique often used to calculate trajectories of particles.
184 Very fun! Many people agree!
186 Vote for net neutrality! Net neutrality.
95 Water proof! Most blocks in Minecraft are unaffected by water. Note: Minecraft itself, and by extension, your computer, are not water proof. Do not submerge your computer or Minecraft in water, even partially.
214 Welcome to your Doom! The boss quote from Altered Beast.
13 When it's finished! Minecraft is still in an incomplete beta stage. Also a reference to Blizzard's scheduled release date for StarCraft II.
97 Whoa, dude!
174 Woo, /v/! The video game board on 4chan.
172 Woo, facepunch! Facepunch.
176 Woo, minecraftforum! MinecraftForum.
178 Woo, reddit! Reddit.
179 Woo, 2pp! Perhaps a reference to 2 Player Productions, the company behind Minecraft: The Story of Mojang.
173 Woo, somethingawful! SomethingAwful.
175 Woo, tigsource! TIGSource.
177 Woo, worldofminecraft! World of Minecraft.
44 Wow!
28 Yaaay! You'll be thinking the same thing.
75 Yes, sir!
94 You've got a brand new key! Refers to the song "Brand New Key".
  1. C'est le numéro de la ligne à laquelle se trouve l'entrée dans le fichier splashes.txt.

Textes spéciaux

Pour certaines occasions, Notch a remplacé les textes habituels par un message temporaire.

Texte original Traduction Occasion
[DO NOT DISTRIBUTE!] [NE PAS FAIRE CIRCULER !] Lors de la mise à jour d'Halloween, car Notch l'a diffusé en avant-première à PC Gamer.
Happy birthday, ez! Joyeux anniversaire, ez ! Le 9 novembre 2010, ez étant la fiancée de Notch.
Finally beta! Enfin en bêta ! Lors de la sortie de la Bêta. Le texte est resté pendant plusieurs semaines (uniquement interrompu par plusieurs autres messages spéciaux), jusqu'au 14 janvier 2011.
Merry X-mas! Joyeux Noël ! Le 24 décembre 2010.
Happy New Year! Bonne année ! Le 1er janvier 2011.
missingno missingno Affiché quand le fichier splashes.txt a été modifié ou supprimé. Fait référence à un bug présent dans les jeux Pokémon Rouge et Bleu de Gameboy Color.

Textes retirés

Texte original Traduction Explication
Pre-beta! Pré-bêta! Affiché seulement pendant la version alpha du jeu.
Alpha version! Version Alpha ! Affiché seulement pendant la version alpha du jeu.
9.95 euro! 9,95 euros ! Affiché seulement pendant la version alpha du jeu, la réduction n'étant depuis plus valable.
Half price! Moitié prix ! Affiché seulement pendant la version alpha du jeu, la réduction n'étant depuis plus valable.
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