Java Edition 3D Shareware v1.34

3D Shareware v1.34 is an April Fools joke release, officially called Minecraft 3D.

Background
According to the developers, Minecraft 3D Shareware v1.34 is an old version of Minecraft from 1994 of which only a handful of copies were ever made, one of which was discovered amongst all the rubble lying in the basement of Mojang's old offices. It was said as "a masterpiece of its time" featuring "cutting-edge technology that won everything from GOTY to the Oscar for best supporting actress".

General

 * Boss Mode
 * Pressing will show the a drawing which seems to be made from a simple paint editor.


 * Screen size
 * The screen size can be increased and decreased with the key and  respectively.
 * A border with the dirt texture will decrease or increase, depending on the screen size.


 * Cheat codes
 * Typing the following cheat codes (not necessarily in chat) will show a message and trigger an action:
 * {| class="wikitable"

! Cheat Code !! Message !! Action
 * POWEROVERWHELMING || Nothing can stop you! || Makes the player invincible to damages
 * PIGSONTHEWING || FLYING=VERY YES || Allows the player to fly, even in Survival mode
 * FLASHAAAAA || Gordon's ALIVE! || Gives the player the effects Jump Boost, Speed, and Haste for 1 minute
 * MOREDAKKA || Got all equipment! || Gives the player overpowered items
 * IDKFA || Nothing can stop you! || Gives the player the 3 keys
 * COWSCOWSCOWS || There is no cow level (but obfuscated) || Nothing
 * HOWDOYOUTURNTHISON || VROOM! || Summons a very fast horse
 * NEEEERD || Special creeper has been spawned nearby! || Summons a special creeper
 * }
 * Obligatory nightmare mode
 * Upon selecting this in the "Difficulty" menu after selecting your Episode and loading the game, the player will constantly lose health until death, and their death message will display as " was too soft for this world"
 * Hovering over the button in the menu will make a reddish tint appear below the screen.
 * HOWDOYOUTURNTHISON || VROOM! || Summons a very fast horse
 * NEEEERD || Special creeper has been spawned nearby! || Summons a special creeper
 * }
 * Obligatory nightmare mode
 * Upon selecting this in the "Difficulty" menu after selecting your Episode and loading the game, the player will constantly lose health until death, and their death message will display as " was too soft for this world"
 * Hovering over the button in the menu will make a reddish tint appear below the screen.
 * Upon selecting this in the "Difficulty" menu after selecting your Episode and loading the game, the player will constantly lose health until death, and their death message will display as " was too soft for this world"
 * Hovering over the button in the menu will make a reddish tint appear below the screen.

Items

 * Red Key
 * According to its lore, it "opens Red doors"
 * Blue Key
 * According to its lore, it "opens Blue doors"
 * Yellow Key
 * According to its lore, it "opens Yellow doors"
 * 3D
 * According to its lore, it is "tasty"
 * Eating it in survival mode will show a picture of the developer cast of Minecraft.

General

 * Loading Screen
 * The loading screen will at first appear similar to a command prompt displaying "By 1991-1994 Mojang Repair and Software... Loading Minecraft 3D" and several other pieces of information.
 * Shortly after this prompt the screen will switch to a pure white background, with a version of the Mojang logo appearing in the center of the screen, floating around, rotating and growing bigger as it gets closer until it comes to a halt at the center of the screen, displaying the company name MOJANG underneath it with (presumably) one of the Minecraft developers saying "Mojang!"
 * A prompt above the loading- and title screens will display the message "UNREGISTERED VERSION" in green text against a red background scrolling from left to right.
 * Title Screen
 * The "Singleplayer" button is now labeled as "Select episode"
 * Clicking on it will display a list of five "episodes". Each "episode" will, when chosen, set the difficulty to a given level and then lock it as such until another "episode" is chosen. The episodes are as follows;
 * Hello, Noobville. (Sets the difficulty to Peaceful)
 * Filthy casual! (Sets the difficulty to Easy)
 * Limon Curry? (Sets the difficulty to Normal)
 * eXtreme to the Max! (Sets the difficulty to Hard)
 * Obligatory nightmare mode (Sets the difficulty to Hard, the player will begin to suffer constant damage shortly after starting, eventually killing them with the death message: "[Player] was too soft for this world.") Covers the bottom half of the screen with a red overlay when moused over.
 * The "Multiplayer" button is now labeled as "ModemPlay(TM)" and clicking on it will display "Blip blop".
 * Clicking on it again will display "Nej!" (No! in Swedish) until the player reloads the title screen.
 * A large image of a rotating 3D logo will be displayed next to splashes.
 * HUD
 * Health and armor are displayed as percentages
 * The display slots are empty in Creative mode
 * The Player's head and torso is displayed as a portrait, with the head randomly turning left and right.
 * Hunger is displayed as a Raw Beef icon on top of a Bone
 * Only the bone is displayed in Creative mode
 * The Hotbar is displayed as a 3x3 grid, with the top-left slot being the first and the bottom-right being the ninth.
 * Experience is no longer displayed
 * Horse jump bar is displayed on top of the screen
 * Air bubbles are displayed on top of the hotbar
 * Pause Screen
 * Clicking the "Give Feedback" button will show a message telling players to "send us a postcard" containing the address of the Mojang AB office.
 * Exit Screen
 * When exiting the game, an additional screen will appear that displays "Thank you for playing MineCraft 3D" and imitates a command prompt. This is a reference to the "Thank you for playing Wing Commander." message from the game Wing Commander, which was actually an error message that was changed to the thank you message to hide the error.

Gameplay

 * Pop-ups will appear randomly saying "Next disc required", similar to the "Minecraft Demo mode" pop-up.
 * Upon selecting a "episode" and difficulty, the player will be prompted to a traditional Minecraft Demo popup. Clicking "Purchase Now!" will have the game create a text document called "ORDER.TXT" which contains several fake games and merchandise which you can "order" in the "MOJANG ORDER SHEET" which appears to ship your purchase to "Mojang PC Repair and Software AB" in Stockholm, Sweden. The fake games/merchandise are as listed below:
 * "MineCraft 3D - Immersive virtual-reality mining simulation with intense crafting capabilities! Our freshest and radicalest game!"
 * "MineCraft 3D: Deeper and darker - Gigantic expansion pack: 3 new ores, 7 new weapons and 11 new enemy variants. Including Buff Crepper and Evilshroom II!"
 * "MineCraft 3D: Mines of North Pole - Obligatory holiday map pack. Ideal for X-mas '94!"
 * "MineCraft 3D: Strategy Guide - Only the hottest of tips, guides and cheats! Mandatory for every pickaxe maniac!"
 * "MineCraft 3D: Themed PC-Speaker Set - Collectors' item! Guarantees best sound experience!
 * "MineCraft 3D: Sticket set - "Better than nothing". Ideal for your younger sibling!
 * "[COMMING SOON] MineCraft 3D: Action figurine set - You have to acquire them all!
 * "MineCraft 2 - Classic 2D Minecraft experience. If you haven't played it yet, shame on you!" (possible reference to the Java Edition 2.0 April Fools' update)
 * "MineCraft 2: Swedish Parliamentary Elections edition - Finally, the expansion pack you've been waiting for!"
 * "MineCraft 2: All the guns! - 'Nuff said"
 * "Fermented Herring Simulator VII - Why do you keep asking for this?"
 * "Fermented Herring Simulator VII: Thorium Pack - No! Really, stop!"
 * "Fermented Herring Simulator VII: Scratch and sniff"
 * "Doom 2 - Completely not related to other games named Doom. This one is about gardening."
 * The document has several typos that seem to be intentional.
 * According to the document, "Orders must be received by April 1st 1995 or while stocks last".
 * Difficulty
 * When selecting difficulty in the "Select difficulty" menu each mode is displayed differently than is ingame:
 * Peaceful is "Hello, NoobVille",
 * Easy is "Filthy casual!"
 * Normal is "Lemon curry?"
 * Hard is "eXtreme to the maXxXxX!"

Blocks

 * Barrel
 * Has a 2D model with fire above which always faces the player, similar to a fireball.
 * When closing a barrel, it will cause an explosion if empty, otherwise the barrel closing sound will stutter endlessly.
 * Will spawn randomly troughout the world.
 * When spawned will spawn with the new "bonus_barrel" loot table, which can contain crossbows named "BFC9000" with a enchant of Multishot 1-10, and can have various types of enchanted armors and weapons, random effect tipped arrows, random effect potions (splash and lingering).
 * Shooting them will cause them to explode.

Entities

 * Most entities render as 2D, which explains the 2D model of the barrel above.

Sounds

 * The Mojang jingle heard when starting up this version is a parody of the SEGA jingle, most commonly heard during the early 1990s.
 * In place of the traditional clicking sound made normally when clicking on buttons in the menus, a more explosion-like sound will play.
 * All sounds have been converted to sound more "8-bit".

Trivia

 * 3D Shareware v1.34 is not supported due to being an April Fools' joke, and therefore issues affecting it will be closed as "Invalid" in the issue tracker.
 * This version has the same data version with 19w13b, despite being incompatible.
 * The only created world in this version is named "MoJang Presents" and saved under "shareware" (seen with other versions).
 * Attempting to view "MoJang Presents" with the current version will cause the game to crash.
 * The game always runs the demo mode, even if no  flag is present, which explains why no Realms button exists.
 * Reloading the resources via will briefly show the game without shaders.
 * Inside the JAR file contains a  file under the   folder.
 * Color phrases of the keys (e.g. "Opens Blue doors") are translated to the selected language of the game.