User:HotdogPi

My pages:
 * User:hotdogPi/2, about the 2.0 update (joke)
 * User:hotdogPi/Long, a really long line of text
 * And the "do not click" later in the page

Hi. My name is David and I am 13 years old. I do not have Facebook.

No jumping challenge: You may not jump and must use stairs or slabs to get up. Swimming up in water is okay.

No pickaxe challenge: No pickaxe allowed. Steps to defeat the Enderdragon: Punch wood, explode stone, make furnace, explode iron, smelt iron, make 2 buckets, fill 1 with water and 1 with lava, mold a portal, go to the Nether, get 6 blaze rods, go back to the Overworld, get 12 ender pearls, craft at least 12 Eyes of Ender, activate the End portal, go in it, and defeat the Enderdragon. A sword is recommended.

Potion of Reach I (3:00): Reach is 5 blocks instead of 4. Potion of Reach II (1:30): Reach is 6 blocks instead of 4.

If you have not edited this number before, you can edit this number by adding 1 to it: 2 Yes, you can edit this.

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pollinating sandboxes as a seed is seed 0. Typing 0 gives you a random seed.

Over 100 edits and no talk page?

Wikipedia: www.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:HotdogPi

Chat
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Jeb was slain by Herobrine

 HEROBRINE?

 Yes. I'll get you now.

You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby

AntVenom blew up

 Stop TNTing my house, Griefer.

You do not have access to this command.

hotdogPi hit the ground too hard

Herobrine was slain by Harry Potter

[Server] Server shutting down in 30 minutes.

<[censored ip address]> Anyone have gold? I need golden apples.

 Yes, but I'm not giving you any. You're a griefer.

 SLEEP

You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby

 I can't.

Jeb left the game.