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Who is herobrine
I was playing on mancraft with my nan when she said why is there a young man looking at me I said your obviously not taking your medecatition so I flew over there and herobrine was wanking in a bush at my nan I put on text go away he replied go offline I have some business to do  he pulled his diamond sword out and cut my nans head off i went no and grabbed my sword and chased him into the mountains and he looked back and said " still a better love story then twilight" then he vanished. Has any one else had this experience or similar? Reply for more detailes.

Who is herobrine
I was playing on mancraft with my nan when she said why is there a young man looking at me I said your obviously not taking your medecatition so I flew over there and herobrine was wanking in a bush at my nan I put on text go away he replied go offline I have some business to do  he pulled his diamond sword out and cut my nans head off i went no and grabbed my sword and chased him into the mountains and he looked back and said " still a better love story then twilight" then he vanished. Has any one else had this experience or similar? Reply for more detailes.