User:Joev14

Hi, I'm Joev14, I bought Minecraft during the beta, about a month after it came out (darn, I could have saved another 10 bucks if I had found out about it a tad bit earlier, but oh well :P)

I am obsessed with dungeons, especially ever since I found a group of five linked dungeons while mining in what I thought was a dud cave, I've raided and looted almost 100 dungeons (92 as of June 3rd, 2011) in my time playing minecraft.

I also love posting suggestions for the beta in the Minecraft Forums, though so far only a few have actually succesfully been liked by people, including the idea of Bushes, Stalactites/Stalagmites, Limestone, Vampire Bats, Lightning Rods, and Electrified Water.

Contrary to the last paragraph, all of my suggestions have been proved completely useless and/or completely stupid in most cases. I also like to lie a lot, as proved by my 'OMG!!! 5 Dungeons' thread, where I BS about how I found 5 consecutive dungeons, and make excuses of how I can't find the seed. The thread is now locked, so unfortunately, you can't troll me for doing so. I also joined a server were I moaned to admins, bugging them about giving me items and annoying other members to help me, and ragequit when it doesn't go my way. I made a giant underwater town called 'aquaworld' where I somehow got an admin to hollow out part of the sea, and put a giant hollow cuboid of glass in there to emulate an underwater aquarium. This caused lag to the server as many chunks had to be loaded due to the amount of space situated in the area. The staff realised it was too much, and destroyed it with TNT as I watched. I then made a rage thread on the forums where I practically mourned at the loss of it. And everyone laughed at me.

A few months later I returned, and took part in a town, where I helped build many things including a church. In this church, there was a marriage. A marriage of two men. And because I'm a massive homophobe, I ragequited again. But then of course I came back again, after approximately two months I came crawling back, and to everyone's suprise, I was let back on by an admin. Eveyone hates me but for some reason don't show it, although I have the feeling people talk about me behind my back, but maybe that's my extreme case of paranoia.

If you want to ask any questions about dungeons, mining, or are in need of spiffing up an idea you have for the beta, I'm the guy to cum inside.

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