User:MarioProtIV/Fake updates/2.0

2.0, known as The Snuggles Update, is an update which added many new features, making it the biggest Minecraft update of all time.

Gameplay

 * “Love” meter.
 * Appears like the health bar, only across the whole top of the experience bar
 * Fills up when you take damage or left click on mobs
 * Resets upon quitting the world
 * Collecting eight lines of hearts unlocks a game called Minescreeper, which is Minesweeper textured like Minecraft
 * On the top of the screen is the Minecraft logo, with "CRAFT" crossed out and "SCREEPER" written over it.
 * The game contains a grid of grass block tops, which when left clicked become dirt blocks with the numbers depicting how many bombs are touching that block.
 * The size of the grid varies based on the GUI scale, and the game resolution, though the amount of creepers remains the same. At the default resolution and GUI scale, the grid size is 8×25.
 * The flags from Minesweeper are replaced with signs, which can be placed with a right click
 * The mines are replaced with creepers. Any creeper that was marked with a sign has their mouth upside down
 * Pressing the keys X, Y, Z, Z, Y, Shift+Enter, Enter in this order will (just like the classic Minesweeper) will play the level-up sound and activate a cheat that shows if a square is safe or has a mine under it with a white square in the top left corner.
 * Winning the game or placing a sign before the first left click triggers the credits, which upon exiting returns the player to normal Minecraft.
 * Other
 * Added new Super Hostile game mode, for a much more challenging Survival experience.
 * Difficulty setting is now per-world and may never be changed once set.
 * Added new graphics setting “Ultra Realistic” with new patent-pending experimental 4D-rendering.
 * Added new chase-style 3D camera perspective.
 * Magic


 * Added new Magic and Luck levels per player.
 * Finding a Rainbow after rain passes will be the primary way of obtaining Magic.
 * Finding a green-tinted horse will be the primary way of obtaining Luck.
 * Added new spell system, costing magic to perform a spell.
 * Spells may backfire, depending on Luck.
 * Examples of new spells include:
 * Turn any item into Fish.
 * Turn current biome into another biome (bug: currently only turns into ocean).
 * Ability to remove gravity from other creatures/players in the world.


 * Fishing


 * Overhauled fishing mechanics.
 * New special types of fish may be found in various different biomes.
 * Fish may become scared if too much noise is made nearby.
 * Added 28 new achievements for fishing.
 * Rare chance for extra items to drop when fishing, such as armor and maps.
 * Removed fishing.
 * Having a fish in your possession will drain your health by 1 each second, to help phase out fishing.


 * Combat


 * Removed crossbows.
 * To deter cheating players on PvP servers, the PvP system has been completely redesigned.
 * Players may no longer attack other players directly, but must recruit an army of Monsters and Animals.
 * Each monster/animal has different strengths, weaknesses and abilities whilst attacking or defending in PvP combat.
 * New turn-based combat system will help create epic battles that may last hours at a time.

Mobs

 * Added new realistic food/hunger system to animals.
 * Overfeeding animals may have a negative effect on gameplay.
 * Added a new “Horse” animal, with two different breeds to choose from.
 * Each animal now has a gender and personality, introducing new farming mechanics.
 * Added a new rare breed of chicken known as a “Diamond Chicken”.
 * May lay diamonds or lapis instead of laying eggs.
 * May also blow up from too much pressure. Handle with care.
 * Added new friendly Pink Wither, which is the complete opposite of a wither.
 * Shoots out Love, which heals the nearby land and causes things to grow faster.
 * Known bug: Having both a Pink Wither and a Wither in your world at the same time may cause up to a 200% increase in framerate.
 * All animals may be fed Golden Apples to unleash their hidden magical properties
 * Chickens are now classified as a Monster and are no longer a friendly Animal.
 * Chickens do not appreciate being looked at and may get upset.
 * Attacking a lone chicken may summon additional chickens to its defense.
 * Zombie Pigmen now spawn with battlesigns and no longer use swords.
 * Fixed a bug causing Skeletons to miss their targets on occasion.
 * Added new Redstone Bug monster (see Redstone section).

Blocks & Items

 * Obsidian Boats
 * Sink instead of float
 * Can be crafted with the following recipe:


 * Has a ID name of  and an item number of 583
 * Potions of Caring
 * Gives mob the AI to move toward the nearest mob as if it were to attack it
 * Replaced the data value of both potions of Weakness and potions of Poison
 * Potions of Sharing
 * Drops items in a random amount of time, ranging from food to rare items like saddles or diamonds


 * Other
 * Furnaces have a new “heat” mechanic.
 * Heat needs to be regulated in furnaces or they will blow up.
 * Torches now burn out after a period of time, but may be relit with flint and steel.
 * Added new TNT slab, known as an Etho Slab.
 * Renamed Droppers to floppers, by popular community demand.
 * Droppers were deemed too powerful and go against our original vision of the game.
 * Floppers now turn everything that passes through them into raw fish (see Fishing section).
 * Added six (6) new decoration blocks:
 * Mud.
 * Hay bales.
 * Lapis Lazuli.
 * Slime blocks.
 * Added new compressed storage blocks for commonly mined ores:
 * Coal Block.
 * Lapis Lazuli Block.
 * Redstone Block Block.
 * Lapis may now be used for new Lapis furniture.
 * Added dyed glass.
 * Walking over many blocks will gradually wear them down, creating many new block variants such as Cracked Stone and Muddy Grass.
 * Redstone
 * Removed all BUD behaviour, and added safeguards so that it may never come back.
 * Made redstone bugs spawn actual Redstone Bugs to assist with debugging.
 * Added new Quantum Entangled redstone, obtained by mixing 1 redstone, 1 diamond and 3 lapis.
 * One entangled redstone dust will connect to another pair elsewhere.
 * No current way of specifying the connection, may in fact connect to another player’s world.
 * Added new BUD blocks.

World Generation

 * Added many new mysterious adventuring locations.
 * Added 6 new biomes.
 * Reimplemented the Farlands.
 * Going near the farlands will forcefully enable 3d anaglyph.
 * Known bug: Teleporting towards the farlands may send you half way in the opposite direction.
 * Added dozens of new village building templates.
 * Flattened all terrain out slightly, with the exception of the hills biome to make it seem bigger by contrast.
 * Added floating sky islands.

General

 * Removed all graphical settings titles
 * Clouds are now shaped like large, pink hearts
 * All particles were replaced with hearts
 * The shader "love.json" is always used, which adds a red tint to everything
 * Pressing "Super Secret Settings..." will not change the shader
 * Main menu
 * Only one splash is displayed, which is "Minecraft is love, Minecraft is life".
 * Removed the Minecraft Realms button
 * Only one world is available
 * The world can be created using the "Create World" button
 * The world must be named "There can only be one"
 * The only available gamemodes are Survival, which is called "Existence" and Creative
 * The "Allow Cheats" button now states "Allow Superpowers"
 * Once created, it can be played by pressing "Play World" or deleted by pressing "Reset World"
 * When pressing "Reset World", it calls the world "My Beloved World"
 * The -demo flag is executed even if the full game has been purchased. This explains why there is no Realms button. Multiplayer, however, is still available.

Gameplay

 * Removed the ability to directly harm creatures
 * Hitting mobs with weapons or a fist causes heart particles
 * Removed Health and Hunger
 * As a result, the player is unable to die, including from and the Void
 * Survival mode is now called Existence mode
 * Removed combat
 * Removed Hardcore mode

World Generation

 * Dungeons have been replaced with homes
 * The cobblestone and mossy cobblestone wall is replaced with blocks of quartz
 * Some of them have crafting tables and/or furnaces added
 * Desert temples no longer contain TNT traps and now have easier access to the bottom floor
 * Jungle temples no longer have traps.
 * One-block patches of snow now randomly generate, regardless of biome
 * Majority of snow cover in ice plains and cold taiga is melted
 * On superflat worlds, near coordinates x=0, z=0, there is an area where in some chunks snow is more frequent than normal chunks while raining and in others there is no snow even when raining.

Weather

 * Rain in all biomes will cause snow to form around the player
 * Even in hot biomes where it doesn't rain, snow still generates

Blocks and Items

 * Minecarts now have a fluffy pink interior
 * Lava is now liquid cheese (doesn't damage players or mobs, but still destroys items, produces stone/obsidian and works as furnace fuel)
 * Removed Carrot on a Stick
 * Lava Buckets were renamed to "Cheese Bucket"
 * Banners
 * Have a heart pattern on them by default
 * Boats
 * Sink when the player rides them, but float again when the player exits
 * Have a heart shaped hole in the bottom
 * Bows and arrows
 * Bows no longer require arrows
 * Arrows have a heart on the end of the texture
 * Shooting things with a love arrow makes them fall in love and breed
 * TNT
 * Renamed to "Love Bomb"
 * No longer damages blocks when it explodes
 * Still damages mobs though
 * Does not affect nearby TNT
 * Potions
 * Potions of Strength now give upgrades to "Love Power"
 * Potions of Harming were renamed to "Potion of Love", though they still damage mobs
 * Potions of Slowness were renamed to "Potion of Caring" and no longer slow down the player or mobs
 * Potions of Invisibility were renamed to "Potion of Fun"
 * Potions of Leaping were renamed to "Potion of Happiness"
 * Removed potions of Weakness and potions of Poison
 * Swords
 * Renamed to "Hearts" and have a heart on the end of the texture
 * Not damaged when used on mobs

Mobs

 * Creepers
 * Now burst into poppies when close to the player
 * The poppies cannot be picked up
 * Mouth flipped upside down, appearing to be a smile
 * Ghasts
 * Can now be ridden, though cannot be controlled.
 * Guardian
 * Elder Guardian will inflict player mining fatigue like usual, but the ghostly image does not appear
 * Horses
 * Can no longer be ridden, instead they ride on your shoulders
 * Will only dismount if killed, or if player is submerged in water (at least 3 blocks deep)
 * Iron Golem
 * Can appear as a manifestation of the villager's love
 * Magma Cubes
 * Now known as Cheese Cubes
 * Similarly to slimes, they will also give the player Happiness upon attacking or pressing on them
 * Pigs
 * Can now climb walls
 * Because of this, it may sometimes cause a glitch where pigs "dance" at one place
 * Sheep
 * Can shear their wool without shear now by using the key on them
 * Skeletons
 * Now randomly drop bone meal, similarly to chickens dropping eggs
 * Do not burn under sunlight
 * Slimes
 * Now give the player Happiness when attacked
 * Happiness was called Jump Boost before this update
 * Can also get the Happiness effect by clicking the use button on them
 * Squid
 * Can now fly
 * Villager
 * Rather than trading, they will take your items in exchange for a paper saying "Thanks for your donation".
 * This also occurs when you take your items back instead of trading.
 * Villagers will offer you help in picking up items or blocks, in exchange for a small fee (of the item they pick up) for their services.
 * Witch
 * Witch will come near the player and start throwing splash potion to player
 * Only potion of Swiftness is thrown
 * Wither
 * Is now pink with smiles on its faces.
 * Skulls now explode with bone meal.
 * The explosion upon creation still damages blocks
 * Zombies
 * Do not burn under sunlight


 * Other
 * Bats are now 20% cuter.
 * Chickens can now be ridden by any player less than two blocks tall.
 * Monsters are now known as Inhabitants.
 * Fixed resource packs "being prettier than others".
 * Cliff edges have been lined with fences to avoid accidental falls.
 * Cows will now alert a player to important events using an audible notification.
 * Blazes will now defend players from harm.
 * Falling snow has a chance to make exposed chests mysteriously full of goodies at midnight.
 * Removed rain.
 * Added rain back as it soothed a lot of players.
 * Added dirt bikes.
 * All caves in your world are checked for safety.

Fixes

 * None, to provide more fun.