User:XXNewbVandalXX

Hello. I'd say that in Russian if I spoke any Russian. Which I don't. Unfortunately. I speak in alot of broken sentences. The period is my best friend. So to speak.

I think if I didn't use periods, I'd use more commas. Much like that comma in the last sentence. Quite definitely.

I may vandalize a page or two, if I get the chance. In classic newb format, I'll announce it on my userpage. My primary goal is to be a terrible vandal.

May your days be long and merry and filled with the small irritations that make life worth living.