Splash

The Splash texts are the 210 randomly selected yellow lines of text with often humorous content on the title screen. The splashes are defined in a plain-text file within minecraft.jar (minecraft.jar/title/splashes.txt).

Complete list of splashes
Entries in bold were added in the Minecraft Halloween Update. On 9 November 2010 the splash message read "Happy birthday, ez!" (ez being Notch's fiancee).


 * 0% sugar!
 * 100% pure!
 * 12 herbs and spices!
 * 12345 is a bad password!
 * 150% hyperbole!
 * 20 GOTO 10!
 * 4815162342 lines of code!
 * 9.95 euro!
 * 90% bug free!
 * A skeleton popped out!
 * Absolutely dragon free!
 * Absolutely no memes!
 * Age of Wonders is better!
 * All inclusive!
 * All is full of love!
 * Alpha version!
 * As seen on TV!
 * Ask your doctor!
 * Autonomous!
 * Awesome community!
 * Awesome!
 * Bees, bees, bees, bees!
 * Best in class!
 * Better than Prey!
 * Bring it on!
 * Bring me Ray Cokes!
 * Bringing home the bacon!
 * BTAF used to be good!
 * Buckets of lava!
 * Call your mother!
 * Ceci n'est pas une title screen!
 * Check it out!
 * Classy!
 * Closed source!
 * Cloud computing!
 * Cogito ergo sum!
 * Collaborate and listen!
 * Coming soon!
 * Complex cellular automata!
 * Consummate V's!
 * Cooler than Spock!
 * Cow Tools!
 * Create!
 * Do not distribute!
 * Don't look directly at the bugs!
 * Double buffered!
 * Down with O.P.P.!
 * DRR! DRR! DRR!
 * Dungeon!
 * Engage!
 * Enhanced!
 * Eple (original edit)!
 * Euclidian!
 * Excitement!
 * Exclusive!
 * Exploding creepers!
 * Falling off cliffs!
 * Fan fiction!
 * Fantasy!
 * Fat free!
 * Finally with ladders!
 * Finger-licking!
 * Flashing letters!
 * Flaxkikare!
 * Freaky!
 * Free dental!
 * Full of stars!
 * Gargamel plays it!
 * Gasp!
 * Give us Gordon!
 * Google anlyticsed!
 * GOTY!
 * Guaranteed!
 * Haha, LOL!
 * Half price!
 * Hampsterdance!
 * Han shot first!
 * Hard to label!
 * Haunted!
 * Heaps of hits on YouTube!
 * Herregud!
 * Holy cow, man!
 * Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
 * Hotter than the sun!
 * I miss ADOM!
 * idspispopd!
 * Indev!
 * Indie!
 * Ingots!
 * Inspirational!
 * Internet enabled!
 * It's a game!
 * Jag känner en bot!
 * Jason! Jason! Jason!
 * Kaaneeeedaaaa!
 * Keyboard compatible!
 * Kick it root down!
 * Kiss the sky!
 * l33t!
 * Larger than Earth!
 * Legal in Finland!
 * Let's danec!
 * Lewd with two dudes with food!
 * Limited edition!
 * Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
 * Livestreamed!
 * Loved by millions!
 * Macroscopic!
 * Made by Notch!
 * Made in Sweden!
 * MAP11 has two names!
 * Matt Damon!
 * May contain nuts!
 * Menger sponge!
 * Minecraft!
 * Minors welcome!
 * Monster infighting!
 * More polygons!
 * More than 500 sold!
 * Music by C418!
 * Never dig down!
 * Nice to meet you!
 * Not linear!
 * Not on steam!
 * Notch <3 ez!
 * Now in 3D!
 * Now supports ���!
 * Now with difficulty!
 * NP is not in P!
 * Octagonal!
 * Oh man!
 * Oh, ok, Pigmen!
 * OICU812!
 * Omnipotent!
 * One of a kind!
 * OpenGL 1.1!
 * Peter Griffin!
 * Phobos anomaly!
 * Pixels!
 * Play him off, keyboard cat!
 * Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig
 * Played by cowboys!
 * Pneumatic!
 * Polynomial!
 * Pre-beta!
 * Pretty!
 * Punching wood!
 * Random splash!
 * Reference implementation!
 * Regional resources!
 * Representing Edsbyn!
 * Reticulating splines!
 * Ride the pig!
 * Rita is the new top dog!
 * Scary!
 * Scientific!
 * Seecret Friday update!
 * Sensational!
 * Sexy!
 * Singleplayer!
 * Slow acting portals!
 * So fresh, so clean!
 * Spiders everywhere!
 * sqrt(-1) love you!
 * Sublime!
 * Superfragilisticexpialidocious!
 * Survive!
 * Switches and ores!
 * SWM forever!
 * Synecdoche!
 * Take frequent breaks!
 * Technically good!
 * Teetsuuuuoooo!
 * Tell your friends!
 * Terrestrial!
 * That's not a moon!
 * The bee's knees!
 * The sum of its parts!
 * The Work of Notch!
 * Thematic!
 * This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
 * Thousands of colors!
 * Tip your waiter!
 * Try it!
 * Try the mushroom stew!
 * Try the Nether!
 * Ultimate edition!
 * umop-apisdn!
 * Undocumented!
 * Une baguette!
 * Uninflammable!
 * Uses LWJGL!
 * Verlet intregration!
 * Very fun!
 * Vote for net neutrality!
 * Water proof!
 * When it's finished!
 * Whoa, dude!
 * Woo, /v/!
 * Woo, facepunch!
 * Woo, minecraftforum!
 * Woo, somethingawful!
 * Woo, tigsource!
 * Woo, worldofminecraft!
 * Wow!
 * Yaaay!
 * Yes, sir!
 * You've got a brand new key!
 * You've got a brand new key!