User:Sandosius

"Gah! This desert... it goes on forever! But don't worry, ladies and gentlemen, for I have an elegant solution to save us all!" -Politician in a sandbox

Info
This user's name is Sandosius. Well, that's obvious...

His name comes from a portmanteau of his nickname and "osius", making him sound like a Roman emperor. Awesome.

Thoughts on the matter of fish underwater: When trying to light a fish underwater, always remember the futon. It is important to know your feet. Feet are like ripe papayas, injected with mouthwash... yes. They may taste like excitement, but are best used for Bingo.

Thoughts on new socks: Ever wonder why new socks taste so fresh? There's a lot more to it than you think. It all starts with a large block of cheese, just like everything starts with cheese. You don't *need* a chainsaw, but it's more fun that way. Of course, if the jello gets moldy, the whole thing should be set aflame.

Thoughts on general insanity:

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy it.

Relations
s are his first cousins. s are his kids. From these two things, this man is a combination of a cow and a creeper.

How to Defeat
Talk for any length of time about "OMG THE NEW UPDATE".

Known Attacks
Sandosius is known to attack from long range with a bow. Failing that, he will attack you with an. If that fails, he is a notorious creator of fence s and will attempt to lead you into one.

The Story of the Very First User (supposedly)
Gah!

Where am I?

Um, excuse me, hello? Anyone?

Well, this sucks.

Wonder what happens when I punch that tree... OW!

Hey, it disappeared! And it dropped something.

This doesn't seem to do much that's useful. Hey, wait a minute. If I put it in this square... I get four new blocks! And if I put all those in the square... I get one new block!

What's it do?

Oh, wow. I just... lost the block, but something new appeared.

Hey! With more wood blocks, I can make more... board blocks, and make TOOLS! Awesome! Go me!

Oh, it's night. Nothing to be scared of...

GAH! Skeleton! Kill it with my new sword!

Ok, it's dead. What's that crackling sound?

BOOM.

(At this point, he respawned and proceeded to create a house. He also learned to hate creepers.)