Ez

Ez
Ez is Notch's legendary butterscotch girl, and one of the administrators of the Minecraft IRC channel. She likes to play games and hangs out with nerdy boys for no apparent reason.

Ez: Girl, Guy, or Hermaphrodite?
The origins of Ez' gender is unknown for many, and a greatly discussed topic all over the world. After a 28-year long research, Japanese Scientists discovered the following:

 Jordan says (16:02):  oh what a debate  14E yes  *Okay thanks.  :D  That's Ez btw.  we barely had 10 lines  :P  spawn coordinates still at byte 284?  lol  :P  Well Ez is a girl and it's confirme.d  I'm a girl too  With HARD EVIDENCE.  No you're not.  Shush. <Quatroking> I am <Zuriki> :P <Kaidane> He lies. <Zuriki> KING <@citricsquid> zuriki: ...she's always been female, unless notch was GAY?!?!?! <Quatroking> No i don't <Parthon> how is it confirmed? <Zuriki> not QUEEN <Kaidane> I've seen pictures of his oily face <Parthon> citricsquid: maybe notch is a girl <Quatroking> Zuriki: shit, I forgot about the king/queen thing <Quatroking> Goddamnit <@citricsquid> parthon: oh god, I didn't think of that! <Zuriki> :P <@citricsquid> wait <@citricsquid> is markus a girls name?! <Quatroking> but what if <Quatroking> NOTCH IS A GURL <AlLnAtuRalX> in Sweden it is... <Quatroking> AND THEY'RE LESBIANS <Quatroking> :O <@citricsquid> that's hot. <AlLnAtuRalX> blocky, buggy lesbians <Zuriki> Lesbian game designers :D <Zuriki> WIN
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The scientists concluded from this that Ez is, in fact, a girl. This discovery shocked many people through the entire Minecraft galaxy, and is the cause of the continues crashes in Minecraft version 0.0.21a.