Ocelot

Ocelots are LOSERS.

Drops
HE DONT DROP NUTTIN! HE POPPIN CAPS IN YO AZZ LIKE YOUS A HAMROLL HOMIE!

Spawning
THEY SPAWN OVER AND OVER IN RANDOM PLACES AND ACT LIKE THEY OWN A PLACE LIKE THE B*TCHES THEY ARE.

Spawn cycle
IT SPAWNS WHENEVER IT FRICKEN WANTS TO OK? CHINA NUMBA 1!!!!!!

Breeding


YES, WE GET IT, YOU'RE INTO BESTIALITY YOU SICK FREAK.

Behavior
ITS LIKE MY EX! A F**K'N HANDFUL!

Ocelot
A BIGGER CAT! HOW HAVE YOU GOT THIS BY NOW!?

Taming
BEAT THE HELL OUT IT UNTIL THAT LITTLE MUTHAF**KA SUMBITS TO MY AUTHORITY

Cat


ITS A F**KING CAT OK?! IT KILLS THE MICE BUT IT IS ANOYING AF!!!!!!!! B*TCHES

Teleportation
WAIT?!?!?!? THIS THINGS TELEPORTS?!?!?!?

Data values
I DONT KNOW WUT DIS MEANS BUT IT SOUNDS HAWT! IM HORNY ALREADY! MUTHAF**KA!!!!!

Achievements
CYKA BLYAT!!!!! CAPATALIST PIGS!!!!!

Trivia

 * Ocelots are the first mob created by Jon Kågström, an AI specialist who worked with Jens Bergensten on Minecraft. Jens created the texture for the ocelot, as Jon had trouble doing so himself.
 * While ocelots are passive mobs, natural spawning considers the hostile mob cap rather than the much-lower passive mob cap.
 * The tuxedo cat is based on Jeb's pet cat, Newton, who has unfortunately passed away.
 * In real life, cats are known for their ability to flip upright during a fall, particularly larger ones; though they still might be injured by landing. This fact is reflected in Minecraft because they take absolutely no fall damage.
 * Cats will occasionally fail to follow the player through a door or gate and instead stand within a few blocks of the door, but will still teleport to the player if they go beyond the usual 12 block range.