User:CreepersNemisis

There are five sides to the Force: The Light Side, the Dark Side, Chuck Norris, Duct Tape, and Minecraft. The creators of fool-proof locks fail to account for the ingenuity if fools. The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter haw good you get, unless you are Chuck Norris, you will never be better than a wall. Santa Claus was real before he forgot Chuck Norris' birthday present. A farmer is one who is outstanding in his field.

Imagine a full-scale minecraft battle. Legions of soldiers suging forward, clashing together with a mighty roar; melee weapons swinging, critcal hits being dealt, and legionares being knocked away from battle. Archers raining a storm of critical arrows down on advaceries; enchanted swords battering more strongly enchanted armor; splash potions flying through the air-  poisioning, healing, and strengthening minecrafters. Battalions of Snow Golemns repulse enemy forces with a hailstorm of snowballs, while tamed wolves dash to thier masters aid. TNT Cannons pound the battlefield, scarring the ground with massive craters. Arrow cannons, being just as deadly, blast scores of arrows into the enemy ranks like overcharged shotgun, and precisly timed TNT grenades bristling with arrows explode head-level and propel thier deadly shrapnel away. Fires rage unchecked as warriors light the ground under enemies' feet and lava pours from temporary scaffolding above made by skilled snipers. Nether portals spring into existance behind enemy lines for special-operations units. Miners tunnel just under the action, opening holes in the surface, laying TNT mines, digging defensive trenches,  and setting massive TNT charges off below opposing regiments. The battle rages on in the Nether as opponents knock each other into the lava seas. Beds explode, and troopers swim in lava, using potions of fire resistance. The piercing shrieks of ghasts can be plainly heard as nearby hostile mobs are attracted by the brawl, and close in for the kill; slaying the survivors with fireballs. TNT explosions rock the Nether, blowing ground from under players' feet, and sending them plummeting to thier deaths...