Java Edition 3D Shareware v1.34

3D Shareware v1.34 is an April Fools joke release, officially called Minecraft 3D.

Background
According to the developers, Minecraft 3D Shareware v1.34 is an old version of Minecraft from 1994 of which only a handful of copies were ever made, one of which was discovered amongst all the rubble lying in the basement of Mojang's old offices. It was said as "a masterpiece of its time" featuring "cutting-edge technology that won everything from GOTY to the Oscar for best supporting actress".

General

 * Boss Mode
 * Pressing will show the a drawing which seems to be made from a simple paint editor.


 * Screen size
 * The screen size can be increased and decreased with the key and  respectively.
 * A border with the dirt texture will decrease or increase, depending on the screen size.


 * Cheat codes
 * Typing the following cheat codes (not necessarily in chat) will show a message and trigger an action:
 * {| class="wikitable"

! Cheat Code !! Message !! Action
 * POWEROVERWHELMING || Nothing can stop you! || Makes the player invincible to damages
 * PIGSONTHEWING || FLYING=VERY YES || Allows the player to fly, even in Survival mode
 * FLASHAAAAA || Gordon's ALIVE! || Gives the player the effects Jump Boost, Speed, and Haste for 1 minute
 * MOREDAKKA || Got all equipment! || Gives the player overpowered items
 * IDKFA || Nothing can stop you! || Gives the player the 3 keys
 * COWSCOWSCOWS || There is no cow level (but obfuscated) || Nothing
 * HOWDOYOUTURNTHISON || VROOM! || Summons a very fast horse
 * NEEEERD || Special creeper has been spawned nearby! || Summons a special creeper
 * }
 * IDKFA || Nothing can stop you! || Gives the player the 3 keys
 * COWSCOWSCOWS || There is no cow level (but obfuscated) || Nothing
 * HOWDOYOUTURNTHISON || VROOM! || Summons a very fast horse
 * NEEEERD || Special creeper has been spawned nearby! || Summons a special creeper
 * }
 * NEEEERD || Special creeper has been spawned nearby! || Summons a special creeper
 * }
 * }

Items

 * Red Key
 * According to its lore, it "opens Red doors"
 * Blue Key
 * According to its lore, it "opens Blue doors"
 * Yellow Key
 * According to its lore, it "opens Yellow doors"
 * 3D
 * According to its lore, it is "tasty"
 * Eating it in survival mode will show a picture of the developer cast of Minecraft.

General

 * Loading Screen
 * The loading screen at first will appear similar to a command prompt displaying "By 1991-1994 Mojang Repair and Software... Loading Minecraft 3D" and several other pieces of information, shortly after this prompt the screen will contain a rotating version of the Mojang logo that appears large in the center of the screen, and presumably one of the minecraft developers saying "Mojang!"
 * Above the loading and title screen will display "UNREGISTERED VERSION" in green text against a red background.
 * Title Screen
 * In place of the "Singleplayer" button will instead display "Select episode"
 * In place of the "Multiplayer" button will instead display "MODEMPLAY(TM) clicking this will then display "Blip blop" and then clicking once again will display "Nej!" (No! in Swedish) until the player reloads the title screen.
 * Next to the splashes will display a large image of a rotating 3D logo.
 * HUD
 * Health and armor are displayed as percentages
 * The display slots are empty in Creative mode
 * Player's torso is visible, with the head randomly moving left to right
 * Hunger is displayed with Raw Beef icon on top of a Bone
 * Only the bone is displayed in Creative mode
 * Hotbar is displayed as a 3x3 grid
 * Pause Screen
 * Clicking the "Give Feedback" button will show a message telling players to "send us a postcard" containing the address of the Mojang AB office.
 * Exit Screen
 * When exiting the game, an additional screen will appear that imitates a command prompt.

Gameplay

 * Pop-ups will appear randomly saying "Next disc required", similar to the "Minecraft Demo mode" pop-up.
 * Upon selecting a "episode" and difficulty, the player will get prompted to a traditional Minecraft Demo popup, besides upon clicking "Purchase Now!" the game will create a text document called "ORDER.TXT" which contains several fake games and merchandise which you can "order" in the "MOJANG ORDER SHEET" which appears to ship your purchase to "Mojang PC Repair and Software AB" in Stockholm, Sweden. The fake games/merchandise as below:
 * "MineCraft 3D - Immersive virtual-reality mining simulation with intense crafting capabilities! Our freshest and radicalest game!"
 * "MineCraft 3D: Deeper and darker - Gigantic expansion pack: 3 new ores, 7 new weapons and 11 new enemy variants. Including Buff Crepper and Evilshroom II!"
 * "MineCraft 3D: Mines of North Pole - Obligatory holiday map pack. Ideal for X-mas '94!"
 * "MineCraft 3D: Strategy Guide - Only the hottest of tips, guides and cheats! Mandatory for every pickaxe maniac!"
 * "MineCraft 3D: Themed PC-Speaker Set - Collectors' item! Guarantees best sound experience!
 * "MineCraft 3D: Sticket set - "Better than nothing". Ideal for your younger sibling!
 * "[COMMING SOON] MineCraft 3D: Action figurine set - You have to acquire them all!
 * "MineCraft 2 - Classic 2D Minecraft experience. If you haven't played it yet, shame on you!" (possible reference to the Java Edition 2.0 April Fools' update)
 * "MineCraft 2: Swedish Parliamentary Elections edition - Finally, the expansion pack you've been waiting for!"
 * "MineCraft 2: All the guns! - 'Nuff said"
 * "Fermented Herring Simulator VII - Why do you keep asking for this?"
 * "Fermented Herring Simulator VII: Thorium Pack - No! Really, stop!"
 * "Fermented Herring Simulator VII: Scratch and sniff"
 * "Doom 2 - Completely not related to other games named Doom. This one is about gardening."
 * The document has several typos that seem to be intentional.
 * According to the document, "Orders must be received by April 1st 1995 or while stocks last".

Blocks

 * Barrel
 * Has a 2D billboard model with fire above which always faces the player, similar to a fireball.
 * When closing a barrel, it will cause an explosion if empty, otherwise the barrel closing sound will stutter endlessly.
 * Will spawn randomly troughout the world.
 * Shooting them will cause them to explode.

Entities

 * Most entities render via billboarding, which explains the 2D model of the barrel above.

Sounds

 * The Mojang jingle heard when starting up this version is a parody of the SEGA jingle, most commonly heard during the early 1990s.
 * In place of the traditional clicking sound made normally when clicking on buttons in the menus, a more explosion-like sound will play.
 * All sounds have been converted to sound more "8-bit".

Trivia

 * 3D Shareware v1.34 is not supported due to being an April Fools' joke, and therefore issues affecting it will be closed as "Invalid" in the issue tracker.
 * This version has the same data version with 19w13b, despite being incompatible.
 * The only created world in this version is named "MoJang Presents" and saved under "shareware" (seen with other versions).
 * Attempting to view "MoJang Presents" with the current version will cause the game to crash.
 * The game always runs the demo mode, even if no  flag is present, which explains why no Realms button exists.
 * Inside the JAR file contains a  file under the   folder.
 * Color phrases of the keys (e.g. "Opens Blue doors") are translated to the selected language of the game.