User:Cadika orade

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I mined, weak and weary, Through many a small and curious vein of hidden ore — While I dug, nearly napping, suddenly there came a fapping, As of some one gently fapping, fapping below my tunnel floor. "'Tis some slime," I muttered, "fapping below my tunnel floor — Only this and nothing more."

- Cad'ika Orade, The Slime