Cake

Notch stated if Minecraft won the Mod DB 2010 "Indie Game of the Year" award, which it did, he would add cake to Minecraft.

Facts

 * Will not be cuttable.
 * Will not have a candle.
 * Will be placable.
 * Will be an edible item.
 * Will be poop-flavoured.
 * Is not a lie.