User:Aeldrion/Skylinerw

Skylinerw is a character in MCC mythology, often represented as a sheep riding two minecarts. He is often found in mountain biomes and naturally spawns in #small-talk.

Natural generation
The majority of skylinerws are white sheep with two minecarts, with an 81.836% chance of spawning. Occasionally, skylinerws may spawn as a goat with a 15% chance. Skylinerws with only one minecart have an uncommon 3% chance to spawn. Finally, skylinerws have a rare chance of 0.164% of spawning naturally as ur mom.

With an amulet
A hostile skylinerw can alternatively be spawned in a skylinerw arena by insterting a commander's amulet in a pedestal.

From chat
Skylinerw can be invoked in any channel by talking about pee.

Drops
An adult skylinerw drops:
 * 1 of the corresponding color.
 * 1–2 ( if killed while on fire or when in water using a sword with fire aspect). The maximum amount is increased by 1 per level of Looting, for a maximum of 1–5 with Looting III.
 * 2
 * experience orbs if killed by a player or tamed wolf.

When sheared, skylinerws give 1–3 wool and do not take any damage.

Upon successful breeding, is dropped. His wife would be jealous.

Behavior
Skylinerw will often spam gifs in chat. Gifs are randomly selected in a list of gifs in all situations. Examples include:


 * "It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man"
 * "It was meee!!!"
 * "Because I'm batman!"
 * "Don't tell me what to do"
 * "What can I say except you're welcome!"
 * "I have been caught several times, and I have paid dearly"
 * "And you never will! Mwhahahahaha!"
 * "Not anymore"
 * "You know why"
 * "Whoops! Whoopsie!"
 * "Perhaps..."
 * "I don't think I have any extra"
 * "Saturday is treat day"
 * "Emotional damage"
 * "There's only one way to find out"

Personal life
Main article: 1968-1969 San Francisco Bay Area murders 

Skylinerw has a wife and a cat named Chloe (the cat, not the wife, although perhaps the wife is also called Chloe, I don't know). He likes human flesh pizza. Skylinerw has ligma, sugma, sugondese and clinical depression. He uses Discord as a coping mechanism.

Skylinerw is a Discord moderator on the Minecraft Commands server.