Talk:Minecraft: The Movie

Making this article semi-protected.
I suggest we should semi-protect this article. Here is the reason why.

Unregistered users making untrue edits
If you know what I mean by "untrue edits" I mean edits like this. As you can see the plot section says "N3RD ГАВНООООООООО" wich explains absolutely NOTHING about the plot.
 * Oh, I can translate the first word.

Well I've just translated all of those words.
 * Binary-English
 * N3RD-Nerd
 * Russian-English
 * ГАВНООООООООО-POOOOOOOOP

Congratulations you read the reason!
This doesn't seem to have much reasons why we should do this but it could be better if we would semi-protect the article. MoMoCool2005 | Talk•••Contributions•••Logs 14:46, 12 March 2019 (UTC)


 * semi-protection. -BDJP (t 15:44, 12 March 2019 (UTC)
 * . If you look at the edit history, for years now, it's all just been speculation, misinformation, and meme edits being added and then reverted over and over again. AlienAgent124 (talk) 04:01, 14 February 2021 (UTC)
 * "Meme edits" eh, that's one of the reasons why the creeper page had to be permanently semi-protected. I'm not surprised considering there have been many memes about this movie. James Haydon (talk) 04:06, 14 February 2021 (UTC)

IT BETTER BE IN 1.17 OR 1. WHATEVER PLS!
pls? – Unsigned comment added by 98.177.147.20 (talk) at 05:04, 21 September 2021 (UTC). Sign comments with

(Untitled)
Nope, the plot is not the real plot, the trailer consists of where steve falls off of a tower, and the other things I can't remember. The trailer also contains villagers. – Unsigned comment added by 94.2.203.71 (talk) at 21:39, 30 December 2021 (UTC). Sign comments with
 * Well, good luck with trying to find a reliable source that mentions such a thing, because Mojang never mentioned such a thing regarding Steve and no trailer for the movie currently exists. BDJP (t 21:43, 30 December 2021 (UTC)

New Movie Idea
I mean, if MOJANG and Warner Bros. wanna change the plot, or decide to cancel the project, it's me to the rescue. This could be a nice plot:

After the logos, we head down into the world of MINECRAFT, where we see Alex & Steve preparing to head into the Ender Realm after a hard day’s work. While looking for the Ender Portal, they loot for things that they might need while they brawl. In an Abandoned Library, Alex finds a never-before-seen Enchantment Badge, called ___. She reads. “This ancient badge is the rarest of the bunch, and has a 0.000001% chance of spawning in libraries. You can only use this badge whenever you truly need it, so for example: Creeper explosion- nah. Trapped in the Ender Realm about to meet your doom- that’s one.” Alex gently puts it in her pocket before catching up with steve to the Ender Portal. Before the chaos starts, the duo stares at the sky. An enderman named Agent, up high, looks down on the 2. After a while, she warns Jean, the Ender Dragon Queen. Afterwards, Jean preps her troop of endermen/women, Endevokers and Ender Dragons. Steve says out loud, “Jean, you better not go easy on us. This may be the most unwordable description of a war, so you might wanna think again. Good luck trying to meet your doom.” then he and Alex head into the Ender Portal. When they are in the Ender Realm, the fight commences. Hauntings teleport, Endevokers take flight and use badges, Ender Dragons burst out their flames. After an intense battle, Steve defeats Jean. He sighs, then replies, “better luck next time.” They shake hands/paws, then Jean scatters away with Agent, giving a fearsome roar. Then, when they turn around, the Ender Portal is usually where it’s supposed to be, but now, it’s gone. They find a gate, with an ender eye shaped lock. Seeing how they have an extra eye, they place it in the hole and inside the hidden cave is a species of an Orb of Dominance- the Order of the Stone. Steve starts getting some deja vu, feeling he should pick it up. “Steve, are you sure about this?” “It’s a 50/50, Alex. If the wrong 50% strikes, you know what you’ll have to do,” replies Steve. Alex wishes Steve good luck as he sneaks upon the it. “Here goes…” says Steve as he steals the Orb from its place. Evil strikes upon him as he starts to corrupt. “Run, Alex! RUN,” warns steve as his corruption reaches 101% complete. Alex makes a run to the Over Portal, which somehow reappears after the Orb was stolen. She leaps into the Earth Realm as Steve’s pupils slowly become a blank of white, transforming him into CorrupSteve. A chunk of power rises in the Ender Realm as all of its contestants (except for Jean and Agent) are mind controlled by CourrupSteve. Now, Alex will have to save her boyfriend (and the world of MINECRAFT) before it’s finally game over.

best. plot. ever.

Release date
March 4, 2022 has already passed many months ago. – Unsigned comment added by Bkfsdafasdf (talk • contribs) at 00:38, 31 August 2022 (UTC). Sign comments with
 * Yes, which is why the introduction says the movie was "originally slated to be released on March 4, 2022" but that the "the release date is now unknown." SLScool 02:16, 31 August 2022 (UTC)